In all my experience of this business, I have never received a complaint about a dog slamming bedroom doors late at night, talking loudly in the corridors or driving away noisily from the car park when other guests are trying to sleep.
Never has a dog made cigarette burns on the carpets, furniture or in the bath. No dog has ever stolen my towel, sheets or ashtrays.
No cheque written by a dog has ever bounced and no dog has ever tried to pay with a stolen credit card. Never has a dog insulted my waiters or complained about our food or wine. Neither have we ever had a dog that was drunk.
In short you are welcome whenever you wish to come to this hotel and if you can vouch for your master, you are welcome to bring him too!
Please note that pets are charged at £5.00 per night.